Bungled Bank Robbery
A man walked into a Bank of America and wrote "this iz a stikkup. Put all your muny in this bag" on a deposit slip. While waiting to give his note to the teller, he began to worry that someone had seen him write the note. He left the Bank of America and crossed the street to Wells Fargo. After waiting a few minutes in line, he handed his note to the Wells Fargo teller. She read it and inferred that the man was not too bright, so she told him that she could not accept his note because it was written on a Bank of America deposit slip. The man said "OK" and decided to leave. The Wells Fargo teller quickly called the police, who promptly arrested the man a few minutes later while he was waiting in the Bank of America. line.
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