Can I see some ID?
A man walked into a corner store with a shotgun and demanded all the money from the cash register. After the cashier put the money in a bag, the man saw a bottle of scotch sitting on a shelf behind the counter. He told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the cashier refused and said that he did not believe the man was twenty-one. The man insisted that he was of the legal age, but the clerk continued to refuse to give him the scotch. Finally, the man pulled out his drivers license out of his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it over, and finally agreed that the man was in fact over twenty-one and put the scotch in the bag as the man requested. The man then ran from the store with his money and scotch. As you probably guessed, the cashier called the police as soon as the man was out of sight and gave the name and address of the man, which he got off the license. They man was arrested at his home a mere two hours later.
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